What's in a name?

"Doherf" you say?

It's short for "Do Her For Me", an online name Steve and I have been sharing for years now.

We've used it so much, and so many times by accident in the "real world" that when, recently, I spent a little time "at Her Majesty's Pleasure" as we obliquely describe being in jail over here in the UK, it slipped out and soon became my official nickname.

And Don't worry dear reader - the jail was a very low security establishment for very non-violent offenders. It marked the last chapter in a long and complicated story involving an ex-lover, a Spanish apartment, a large quantity of Cocaine hidden therein and a cowardly but succesful attempt to set me up.

I'm not the most innocent girl in the world, but on this occasion I didn't do it guv, honest.

It wasn't a fair cop, but that's all in the past. May tell you about it one day.

On the subject of Troilism

Thankfully my husband, Steve, and I are entirely compatible. I have an enormous sexual appetite (always have) and Steve is a troilist - a word derived from the French word for "three".

It means that Steve derives huge sexual pleasure from watching me with others - in fact he has a more intense time when he's watching someone else fuck me than when he is fucking me himself, which could be interepreted as insulting or weird, but trust me it's just fine - we have a terrific time and have done so for over 5 years now.

We function perfectly well as a couple - shopping, house maintenance, cleaning and supporting each other in both thick and thin times - we are a normal, happily married 30 (ish) couple the clones of whom you will see on any high street on any Saturday morning.

In addition, we use all manner of techniques to get me laid with other men, with Steve watching either openly or discretely as the occasion demands. I have been in the centre of threesomes, groups and orgies and had some "bi" experiences.

I have been fucked by total strangers, friends and colleagues and relatives of Steve's.

I've been fucked on aircraft, boats, in cars and once on horseback.

I estimate that I have had sex with an average of 1 new man a week for 5 years, making 260 partners, give or take, since Steve and I discovered each other.

The main purpose of this blog is to make sure I don't have to estimate any more - I'm going to keep track and if anyone wants to read about it, then that's just fine with me.