"Doherf" you say?
It's short for "Do Her For Me", an online name Steve and I have been sharing for years now.
We've used it so much, and so many times by accident in the "real world" that when, recently, I spent a little time "at Her Majesty's Pleasure" as we obliquely describe being in jail over here in the UK, it slipped out and soon became my official nickname.
And Don't worry dear reader - the jail was a very low security establishment for very non-violent offenders. It marked the last chapter in a long and complicated story involving an ex-lover, a Spanish apartment, a large quantity of Cocaine hidden therein and a cowardly but succesful attempt to set me up.
I'm not the most innocent girl in the world, but on this occasion I didn't do it guv, honest.
It wasn't a fair cop, but that's all in the past. May tell you about it one day.
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